The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

I just made a choice. I am gonna be all alone for the rest of my life. That’s what I just decided in a five-minute phone call. Amazing, isn’t it?

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

If you ever threaten my daughter again, I will punch you right in the nose. It won’t hurt. I’m not strong. But, at the very least, you will be embarrassed that you got punched in the nose by a not-strong mathematician. You really want to mess with me? Go ahead. Take your best shot. And then you will find out what Abe Weissman is truly made of.

Character: Abe Weissman

Unfortunately, sometimes to make things work in a man’s world, you need a man.

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

Everyone in this idiotic business is an idiot. You ever meet someone in show business who’s not an idiot, then they’re an a**hole. It’s a business of idiots and a**holes.

Character: Susie Myerson

God understands show business. He invented it.

Character: Susie Myerson

Anyone who makes people think for themselves is very dangerous.

Character: Benjamin Ettenberg

Bald men can be attractive… with the right hat.

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

Comedy is fueled by oppression, by the lack of power, by sadness and disappointment, by abandonment and humiliation. Now, who the hell does that describe more than women? Judging by those standards, only women should be funny.

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

Is it really necessary to be that beautiful? Because frankly, it’s incredibly unfair. It’s not enough that women have to compete with other women, now men are getting in the mix? You can’t have it all. You can’t run the world and have all the pretty underwear, too. The competition wasn’t stiff enough with the hoards of slutty secretaries roaming the Earth?

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

The world is full of disappointments, and sometimes people let you down. You can’t just run away.

Character: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel